Photo
just-a-nameless-nobody:

kaieraai:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

delightfully-derranged:

tonystarksnipples:

calamithyjane:

riddlemehiddleston:

pulpfanfiction:

glocktary:

thoracs:





you did it
you win the award for best addition to my post

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

i tried and i failed



i cant breathe.

send help. dying

"I am the snake in my boot"

but how do you fuck up that bad

just-a-nameless-nobody:

kaieraai:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

delightfully-derranged:

tonystarksnipples:

calamithyjane:

riddlemehiddleston:

pulpfanfiction:

glocktary:

thoracs:

image

i am leg

you did it

you win the award for best addition to my post

i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this

i tried and i failed

image

i cant breathe.

send help. dying

"I am the snake in my boot"

but how do you fuck up that bad

(via hotman-do-da-singsong)

Source: mariokartsixtyfour
Photo Set
Text

dutchster:

when i’m a pinky toe and i see the corner of a piece of furniture

image

(via onlylolgifs)

Source: dutchster
Photo Set
Photo

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

(via hotman-do-da-singsong)

Source: thebsdboys
Photo Set

thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

(via deceptivesamurai)

Source: swannsavior
Photo Set

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

(via laughbitches)

Source: chiltons-tum
Text

worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

(via laughbitches)

Source: worldpeaces
Text

guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

(via laughbitches)

Source: guy
Text

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via laughbitches)

Source: skeletongrazed