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dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

someone put a sticker on this snake, it is very droll, i enjoy this, a++ i find snakes very cute and this snake is dressed as a fruit thats very cute i enjoy what is happening in this image

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fnyado:

chicken-soup-for-the-sollux:

penguinfrost:

princesscorndog:

the soothing sound of 14 pitched down crying babies

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I’M LAUGHING SO fUCKING HARD

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

no

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sixpenceee:

forgottenxremains:

queenelsaofarenderp:

sixpenceee:

THE SPONGEBOB THEME SONG SLOWED BY 800% WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS

This was no joke, sweet dreams

ORIGINAL VIDEO 

NOPE BYE

HOLY SWEET JESUS YOU CAN HEAR THE CRIES OF THE PITIFUL SOULS FROM HELL

DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!

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grellholmes:

bangarangn1tram:

I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAT WAS FANTASTIC

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tinalikesbutts:

of all the things I will ever be sorry for, this will not be one of them

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joe-tro-got-dat-fro:

augustotter:

Talk Leedle To Me

(I have no regrets.)

Reblogging this bc I feel like everyone needs this in their life

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theuppitynegras:

thegrandstory:

retr0philia:

dazzlecort:

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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legend.

I’m fucking crying

I LOST IT AT IDAHO

I can’t believe god would allow this to happen

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tehnarwhalrepublic:

ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery >O>” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing bUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POsT FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

troll level:5484380

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Bo Burnham- My Whole Family Thinks
I’m Gay

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